Mia Stryker leans against a black Aga range in If You Cant Stand The Heat, copper pans dangling overhead, wearing a white off-the-shoulder crop top, a red-and-white gingham mini skirt with a paper-bag waist, and white ankle socks. Her dark curls bounce around her shoulders, the tattooed sleeve on full display, and the whole look channels a retro kitchen pin-up who traded the apron for something far more interesting. Cream Shaker cabinets and a wooden kitchen table complete the domestic scene, and Mia's tilted smile says she knows exactly how much heat this kitchen can handle.

The gingham skirt unties and drops, and the crop top rides higher until Mia stands with the white fabric bunched above her voluptuous, ripe breasts, hands cupping them as they spill from beneath the gathered cotton. A tiny red thong is the only remaining pop of colour against her bare midriff and toned thighs. She grins at the camera through the wooden chair backs, entirely at ease, her inked arms and full figure making the farmhouse kitchen feel like it belongs on a very different kind of cooking show. If you can't stand the heat, you have no business being in Mia's kitchen.